Blood In The Water
Journalists hunt in packs, and now there was blood in the water. And the Prime Minister was being dismembered, limb by limb, press conference by press conference, one disastrous headline after another. The entire country was experiencing a severe case of schadenfreude, the pleasure in someone else's misfortunes. The worst things got for Good Old Albo, the more everyone was delighted. For the most hated, the most incompetent, the most dishonest Prime Minister in the nation's history. Meanwhile his own head had flipped into some kind of crazy, sad, mad, struggling to keep a lid on things; emotional, even, though he had never wished to feel anything. Emotions of any kind, oh how the programming had evolved, were something he had never been comfortable with. Travelling across the country with his brother; who, there was some speculation, was dying of cancer, had done him in. The man wasn't well. He was barely mobile, him and his walking stick; and could barely walk. Fifty...